Moneywanted

Hey Mr.Alone,

It's my honor to announce that you've got the territory of whole flat now.
Your rights are listed below:
1.you can walk around all night without disturbing someone in your flat.
2.you can let the dishes unwashed for as long as you want.
3.you can have a free ramdom walk in your roommates' rooms.
4.you can play movies and music as loud as you want.
5.you can sing and dance freely wherever in your flat.
6.you can be naked all the time.
7.you can party with friends here.
8.you can mess the flat up with your belongings.
9.you can try to figure out the structure of your flat by digging and whatsoever.
10.you can pretend there is someone you can talk to...

You can try everything without permission!
But why do you feel empty when you are the man??

一個人的宿舍還真是孤單...